Sasquatch and Ninja Sasquatch

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Tonight,  I am going to tell you all the story of my many sasquatch sightings so far this summer.  Yes, he is real.  Yes, there are more than one and they are different.  And yes, they are capable of being dangerous.  Also, they both seem to reside here, in Fort Wayne,  IN, lurking around golf courses all over town.

I first spotted sasquatch late spring/early summer this year at Brookwood Golf Club.  He is black and, believe it or not, he wears a yellow and silver shirt.  He, as you would expect, has typical Bigfoot tendencies and always finds the trees.  He definitely prefers the thick stuff.  This makes the golf course a great place for sasquatch to live.  Also, to my surprise, sasquatch is also a huge fan of the sand.  He must love taking vacations to the beach.  I have spotted this sasquatch quite a few times.  And he has been pretty good to me.

More recently, I have discovered a second sasquatch hanging around the local golf courses.  This one seems to be much more dangerous but also much more interesting to see in action, as he is much more powerful.  He is much bigger, all black, and armed with ninja stars.  Me, and a few of my friends who have also spotted him,  refer to him as the Ninja Sasquatch.  He is a huge fan of the thick trees, so you definitely need to be on your heels when he's around.  In fact, it was just today I spotted him at Colonial Oaks while on the tenth tee box.  He found his way all the way to the thick tree line bordering the left side of the 18th hole.  Fortunately, I recovered from this sighting and had a pretty good day on the golf course.  He doesn't appear to be a big fan of the sand, like the other one.  He has been alright to me a few times, but when he's in a bad mood, he gets very hostile.  That's when you see his ninja stars come out and cause grave danger.

So now all of you know that when golfing in town to keep an eye out for the two sasquatches running amok around the local golf courses.  I really wonder what would happen if my saber tooth tiger met the one of the sasquatches (sp?).  I heard a saber tooth tiger cub met one a couple years ago around Thanksgiving, and it didn't work out too well for the Tiger who was with th saber tooth tiger cub.  That is all I have for tonight.  I hope you enjoyed it!

Goodnight Cathy.

(I wonder if anyone will be able to figure out what I'm actually talking about.)